My Father Hates This Dress. The Husband? He Loves it, …

{Haute Hippie blazer dress, Jimmy Choo pumps, Chanel boy bag, Céline sunnies, Daniela Swaebe pendant} {The Standard Hotel Miami Beach} “Maria, where the hell are your…

Why You Should Go To Your High School Reunions

{Homecoming 1994 — I wore Betsy Johnson, of course! My sincerest apologies for those fug shoes, though.} {Dani Diaz, Vivi Duenas and I ( in…

The Life Aquatic

{Dress c/o Ramona La Rue (got mine at their Midtown Miami boutique)}   I’m a self proclaimed mermaid (I hide my tail quite well if I…

It was a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Yesterday. It was a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. It started off on the right foot — I colored my gray hairs (I blame…

Need a Lyft?

{Me in front of a Lyft car (love the pink “glowstache!”) in an ASOS embellished blouse, Citizens of Humanity jeans, Leon Max suede fringe heels, Chanel boy…

On Bad Reality TV and Flower Crowns

{Jen’s Pirate Booty dress, N&K Designs shark tooth necklace, Lorraine Schwartz evil eye bracelet} I love me a powder blue gauze-y dress. I just do.…

Loco for Coco

{For Love & Lemons bandeau top and skirt, Stella McCartney platforms (old)} {Love me some Coconut Cartel cocos} If this Hawaiian-inspired look doesn’t make you…