Summer Plans: Grow A Butt

I borrowed this fierce LBD from my sister, so thanks, sissy! You see, my sisters and I will all agree that we were born without asses…

I Turned My Kids’ Baby Teeth into Charms

Every parent has their own unique ways of celebrating their child’s first major life milestones. Some throw parties, some print out certificates, and some buy…

And Now For A Mental Health Checkup…

I’m jumping for joy, freaks! Those of you who follow me on SnapChat (@MariaTettamanti) know that I’ve been working out 5 days a week with…

I Love the ’90s

  I’m am serving you some serious ’90s vibes here, freaks. I gotta say, I’m loving the return of 1990s trends — like berry-stained lips,…

Buh-Bye, Hair!

We Greek chicks are hairy MoFos so laser hair removal is a MUST in my life. So where do I go for painless (yes, painless!)…

I Drank the White Sneaker Kool-Aid

So I did it. I drank the white sneaker Kool-Aid. It took me a while to warm up to this Cool Girl trend, but decided to…

Jersey Shore, Baby!

Greetings from the great Garden State! The kids and I are spending a week here visiting my parents in my hometown of Victorian Cape May, New…