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peter pan collar dress

{Collared shirt dress by Nasty Gal, Chanel wallet on a chain, Céline sunnies, Rings by Lola James Jewelry, Pumps by Jimmy Choo}

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Listen to me. The only “laboring” which took place over this past Labor Day weekend was going on in my small intestine (or whatever other organ is responsible for breaking down grub) because this chick literally ate herself into a food coma. We stayed in town and hit all of my family’s favorite Miami haunts such as Cheen Huaye, Shokudo and Thai House Sushi. And after last night’s chicken curry from Thai House, my face was so ridiculously bloated in the morning — I almost decapitated myself with the Schick razor I was weilding at the time. But then, I realized the bloat kinda filled in my crow’s feet wrinkles and I embraced it. LIKE A TOTAL MANIAC.

In a concerted effort to off-set any extra poundage annexations over said gluttonous weekend, I ran every morning but here’s the one thing I’ve learned from my daily jogs: I’m terrifically terrified of parked mini vans. As in, whenever I spot a creepy, run-down, rinky-dink van, I can’t help but sprint like Jackie Joyner-Kersee and internally scream, “I know you’re in there Buffalo Bill. And I will NOT put the lotion in the basket!”

And then I’ll picture myself in some dimly lit, gloomy dungeon listening to bad rock music and I’ll get all pissed at myself because the point of running is to be happy, carefree and Zen and here I am… worrying I’ll find myself living a horrid scene from The Silence of the Lambs. LIKE A COMPLETE WEIRDO.

Totally not weird is this cute collared dress — paired with a red bag and fierce sunnies, it says, “THIS CHICK HAS IT TOGETHER.”

But we all know that’s just a lie.

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7 Comments

  1. Cristina
    September 2, 2014 / 6:22 pm

    Dying.

  2. September 3, 2014 / 9:05 am

    This dress is awesome.

  3. September 3, 2014 / 5:40 pm

    You look awesome!! And I love this dress!

  4. Fofo
    September 4, 2014 / 6:43 am

    Epsaloutly gourgious

  5. September 7, 2014 / 8:13 am

    You had me at the Peter Pan collar! Great styling.

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