Make America Gaga Again

It’s been a while since I shared a stream of consciousness-type post with you all so here goes. Basically, here are weird/random/superficial/ridiculous/obnoxious thoughts that have been swimming through my mind and JUST BEG FOR A BLOG POST OBVS.

♥ How many crystals were required for Lady Gaga‘s Super Bowl Halftime show outfits? Obsessed.

♥ Whoever stole my imaginary boyfriend Tom Brady‘s football jersey is a raging asshole. But call me if you have it so I can sniff it like some creepy panty thief would. #SorryNotSorry

♥ No good deed goes unpunished. Like, everrrr. I drove a drunk friend home the other day and the Universe gifted me with a $450 flat tire. What is that!?

♥ This one is a friggin’ fact: My demigod Madonna is going overboard with fillers in her face. She’s been looking seriously bloated and you and I both know homegirl doesn’t drink alcohol. Lay off the Restylane injections, Madge! 

♥ Why are bras so damn uncomfortable?

♥ I am extremely here for Bella Hadid if she needs to a shoulder to cry on over the whole Selena Gomez/The Weeknd situation. 

Beyoncé‘s pregnancy photo shoot (yay for twins!) replete with cheesy silk flowers and lime-green tulle was tacky, tacky, tacky.

♥ T-shirts with pockets are just plain dumb.

 Dying to know what was inside that Tiffany & Co. Melania Trump gave the Obamas!

♥ Can we please make Facebook great again?


{If you want my bombdotcom painted Panama hat pictured above, email Gigi Spadei at gspadei@gmail.com}

2 Comments

  1. Tanya
    February 8, 2017 / 8:18 pm

    We all know how you feel about Bey

  2. February 10, 2017 / 4:18 pm

    LOL!!!!!
    Seriously, Facebook is like the land of the crazies and loonies right now.
    Stay away.
    Head to Saks.com instead.
    XOXO

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