Moonbeams and Meltdowns

Mara Hoffman

{Mara Hoffman dress, Edie Parker clutch, Zara heels (old), B-low the Belt belt (old), Céline sunnies}

Mara Hoffman

Mara Hoffman

Much like my rapport with Nutella and episodes of Locked Up Abroad, I have a love/hate relationship with prints. For the most part, I adore patterns but sometimes (like when one guzzles half of the jar of hazelnut-laced heaven), I feel like prints can be too much and a bad lewk. You know what I mean? 

But designer Mara Hoffman always knocks prints out of the park because they always exude an Egyptian warrior/Tribal chick/Aztec princess/Astrological magic vibes which equates to total bad ass-ery (yes, I made that word up). And so I love this dress.

Items currently not on my love list? The cystic acne (see photo exhibit number 2 above — 9 o’clock on my chin) on my mug. What the fuck? How is it humanly possible to develop this crap 25 years post puberty? Am I being Punk’d? Are my children coating my chin with Crisco when I’m in a deep slumber in a unified front against eating brussels sprouts? 

Either way, this shit is whack. But at least my dress is cute! And I’ll always have Nutella and trainwreck television.

 

7 Comments

  1. March 12, 2015 / 9:56 am

    I am so sad that this dress is sold out. Can I borrow it sometime 😉

    xo

  2. Elise
    March 12, 2015 / 6:45 pm

    Love it on you!! Thanks for reminding me to sauté those brussel sprouts tonight.

  3. March 16, 2015 / 4:17 am

    You gotta love an ankle strap heel. This one looks perfect!

  4. March 23, 2015 / 2:26 pm

    OH EM GEE – this print is perfection

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