Petal Pushing & Puppies

JCrew

{Mink Pink dress, D’Orsay flats c/o J. Crew, Vince Camuto hat, Balenciaga bag, Céline sunnies}

miami fashion blogger maria tettamanti

JCrew shoes

miami fashion blogger maria tettamanti

This look? Easy. From this dress‘ feminine midi length and  floral print (a huge trend for spring AGAIN and again and again) to the comfort of these suede flats, well, this ensemble is uncomplicated with a capital “un.”

Proving to be not-so-easy? My puppy! Every time I scoop up one of her poops (typically atop my favorite Calvin Klein rug OF COURSE), I have meltdown à la Amanda Bynes (but I’d NEVER die my hair entirely purple like she did. Nor would I start a fire in some strangers’ yard for that matter). 

As I feverishly scrub the floors on all fours with Clorox wipes and light yet ANOTHER nag champa incense stick (so now the house reeks of some heteromorphic trilogy channeling poo, bleach and sandalwood — which is totally GRODY), I keep telling myself it’s going to get better. 

PLEASE TELL ME IT DOES BECAUSE I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY MORE.

Photographed at The Standard Miami Beach by Emma del Rey

 

 

11 Comments

  1. Seba
    March 22, 2015 / 7:05 pm

    Told you so

  2. Cristina
    March 22, 2015 / 7:17 pm

    Linda

  3. March 23, 2015 / 10:10 am

    Girl. U raised two human beings. A puppy is a fucking cake walk. #youcandoit

  4. March 23, 2015 / 10:57 am

    Love the purple bag! Sorry about your pup driving you nuts! It’ll get better, but you have to be super diligent in training her to go outside. I started rewarding my dog with a treat after she told me she had to go outside and did her business. It worked for me!

    xo
    Nina
    http://www.lawoffashionblog.com

  5. March 23, 2015 / 11:35 am

    Fierce, as usual.

    It gets better, but not anytime soon =|

    Hang in there! It’s worth it <3

    XO

  6. Fotini
    March 24, 2015 / 12:28 pm

    Bravo

  7. Brenda
    March 26, 2015 / 12:14 am

    Dog stress been there someone advised us too put the Doggy pads with the spray for potty training by the doggy door ( or area where he goes outside from) and within a few days no more poops in the house! Also some people don’t like dogs being crated but if your a mom on the go like myself we crate him when we are gone for long hours just make sure he goes before you leave .;)

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