Pool Party Pretty

{Pitusa tunic, Urban Outfitters hat, Alexis handbag}

This is how to rock black in Miami, my fellow fashion freaks. Slip into a teeny black bikini, throw on a Pitusa tunic, place a Panama hat on your noggin and BAM! (say that like Emeril would) you’re good to go. I call this look “Pool Party Pretty.”

You know, when you’re invited to a pool party but are far too embarrassed to strip down to your suit so you choose to stay swathed in a tunic and sweat like a billygoat and pray to God/Jesus/Mohammed/Your Guru that your forsaken muffin top would magically disappear within 10 minutes? You know you’re so guilty of this manic behavior. But then, hey, you throw back three shots of Patron and all inhibitions are thrown to the curbside and there you are half nekkid in the pool. Feeling like Pam Anderson in Baywatch. Singing that infectious Gotye song from the top of your lungs….SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW! Playing chicken against your equally inebriated bestie. Splish-splashing like a kid again. Bible, this is what summer is all about. Especially the tequila portion. Dalé!