Over-The-Knee Naughtiness

It’s a **freezing** 65 degrees out here in Miami…so you know what that means? It’s time to bust out my sexy over-the-knee boots, that’s what!…

How To Build an Affordable Designer Wardobe

Fact: I’ve gotten thrifty as I grow older.  When I was younger, I had no qualms paying full price for a designer item (like a…

On Swamp Ass and Global Warming

Global warming is real, people. Those of us in Miami — and all the way up the East coast have been experiencing an abnormally toasty…

On Dreaming Big and Chicken McNugget Aha! Moments

{Shoe Designer Edgardo Osorio sketches on the spot at Neiman Marcus Bal Harbour} {Me in a Theory blouse, AG jeans, Aquazzura heels, Chanel handbag, Roberto…

Black & Blue

{Dress c/o Wolford, Anine Bing jacket, Aquazzurra heels, Chanel boy bag, Sunnies c/o Goêt, Daniela Swaebe necklace, Lorraine Schwartz bracelet} Friends! I’m back from a…

My Father Hates This Dress. The Husband? He Loves it, …

{Haute Hippie blazer dress, Jimmy Choo pumps, Chanel boy bag, Céline sunnies, Daniela Swaebe pendant} {The Standard Hotel Miami Beach} “Maria, where the hell are your…

Time Out, Miami: OMEGA Watches Opens in Design District

{OMEGA Seamaster watch c/o OMEGA Design District, Anine Bing moto jacket and dress, Jimmy Choo boots, Chanel large boy bag, Zara necklace, Céline sunnies, Bulgari serpenti ring} Time out,…