All White, All White, All RIGHT!

  Hi fellow freak-a-leeks! I’m in the frantic throes of packing for a jaunt to Bimini, Bahamas but wanted to squeeze in one post while…

Summer Musings

I am loving the over-the-shoulder trend…namely because I’m able to pull off not wearing a bra with them. Ah, the perks (pun intended) of boasting…

Summer Plans: Grow A Butt

I borrowed this fierce LBD from my sister, so thanks, sissy! You see, my sisters and I will all agree that we were born without asses…

And Now For A Mental Health Checkup…

I’m jumping for joy, freaks! Those of you who follow me on SnapChat (@MariaTettamanti) know that I’ve been working out 5 days a week with…

I Love the ’90s

  I’m am serving you some serious ’90s vibes here, freaks. I gotta say, I’m loving the return of 1990s trends — like berry-stained lips,…

You Down with OCD? Yeah, You Know Me

Do any of you heathens get psychotically psychotic with a certain outfit? I know I certainly do. I get OCD with clothing/accessories much like germaphobes…

Workin’ My Flab Into FAB

We need to talk about working out because I’ve become one of those annoying people that utters stupid things to their friends like, “Sugar and…