Denim Shorts & Deep Thoughts
It’s just too dang hot outside! This heat here in Miami has been brutal, which leaves me no recourse than to sweat like a whore…
Getting Dirt-y With It
It’s time for all of you to get the dirt on Dirt restaurant nestled on 232 5th Street, Miami Beach. I’ve been on a gluten-free…
Diving Into Swim Week
Barely-there bikinis, deep-golden spray tans, taut models — oh my! —Swim Week returns this weekend. For those of you not-in-the-know, Swim Week is the premiere…
Summer Plans: Grow A Butt
I borrowed this fierce LBD from my sister, so thanks, sissy! You see, my sisters and I will all agree that we were born without asses…
And Now For A Mental Health Checkup…
I’m jumping for joy, freaks! Those of you who follow me on SnapChat (@MariaTettamanti) know that I’ve been working out 5 days a week with…
I Love the ’90s
I’m am serving you some serious ’90s vibes here, freaks. I gotta say, I’m loving the return of 1990s trends — like berry-stained lips,…
Jersey Shore, Baby!
Greetings from the great Garden State! The kids and I are spending a week here visiting my parents in my hometown of Victorian Cape May, New…
