Chain Gang Glam

{Denim romper c/o Kore Boutique, Messenger bag by Tory Burch, Chanel ballet flats, Earrings by Mia Jewels, Fedora c/o Target, Bracelet by The Bazaar Project, Vintage Chanel necklace}

I totally dig this look because it boasts a decidedly on-trend prison worker vibe AND THAT’S A GOOD THANG. Like, if Anna Wintour were relinquished to some quality time in the Big House, should would probably be given special treatment (because that’s how Anna rolls!) in the form of a stone-washed denim onesie like this gem. Because let’s face it, Anna wouldn’t be caught dead in head-to-toe electric orange. She’s allergic to such a fashion faux pas. She’d rather drink bleach or gargle glass shards than wear a prison uniform. Right? RIGHT?

HOW DO I EVEN COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?

I’m beginning to think all the meaningless television I watch is rotting my brain. Or making me insane. Which are basically the same thing. For example, I was sucked into some “Brazilian Butt Lift” infomercial wormhole last night at 12 a.m. and found myself on the floor, propped up on all fours, profusely panting as I raised my left leg in a concerted effort to banish all cellulite form my left butt check (which oddly inhabits more dimples). WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT? One would think cellulite were  an equal opportunist. Bastard.

Anyhoo, I’m a sucker for rompers so this one from locally loved Kore Boutique is unequivocally adorable. Paired with Chanel accessories, Anna would approve.