You know what drives me utterly insane in the membrane?
Duh, of course you do.
I just hate it when I ask someone, “OMG, I love your dress! Where did you get it!?”
And the answer is a blatant lie along the lines of: “It’s vintage,” or “This old thing? I don’t know.”
Um, LIES. Girl! You know where it’s from! You just don’t want to share the 411, and that’s shady in my book. So why am I divulging this grievance? I asked that exact question when I spotted the evil eye clutch featured in this post. I spotted it on a lady a while ago and when I implored her, “Where did you get it!?” I was answered with a serious case of resting bitch face and a solid, “I have no clue.”
Again, fiction! Deceit! A guile! A whopper of a fib!
Instinctively, I fired up my laptop the nanosecond I got home, searched evil eye clutch and — poof! — I scored it off some rand-o (that’s short for “random,” natch) website like the super-duper-shopper-boss-woman I am. DID I MENTION IT’S ONLY $23? That’s, like, the deal of the millennium.
So ladies and gents, share the love. No sense in hiding the truth! Your fabrication will be unveiled with this wonderful little thing called Google.
Photos by Karla Garcia